Point, shoot, and share!
I was pasting the other day and after I came down I was naked next to a depleted bottle of paste with a six string acoustic and a tape recorder. I rewound the tape and played it. What I heard was amazing. I did an absolutely perfect cover of Highway 61 Revisited. The whole album. All on one tape.
I’ve always been a big bitch about doing drugs with my friends. I was notorious for the “Nahh I’ve gotta go home tonight”. I really just didn’t think that I would have enjoyed doing drugs in a group as much as in a solitary setting because I would probably just pass out and disappoint everyone. Anyways, This seemed a thrilling exception to my rule, so we all took some Pro-namel paste and slathered it on our chest like Vicks vapo-rub and the last thing I can remember, I was wearing nothing but furry boots, a gas mask, and had nipples all chafed to shit. I woke up the next morning with a Mahogany casket full of bootleg DVD’s organized by raunch factor. All my clothes were gone, and I had the taste of seaweed in my mouth. So I headed to the bathroom to, ironically, brush my teeth. My laptop was slathered completely with horse radish and I had nothing to wipe it off with, so I just wiped it of with my clothes. Turns out it wasn’t even mine and was password protected. My first thought was to go to the local library to share my story as a warning to all those who would attempt this without a flotation tank. What are you wearing now one might ask? Well, I’m not wearing anything at all.
DUDE Toothpasting is the shit, Love it, I’m 15 years old and this gets me higher than a motherfucking airplane… My question is though? Is it true that nip piercings make it last longer? Man I love Colgate
Wow, pasting is great! It really works, I get a satisfying high for the whole day.
Sitting in health class right now pasting my balls off. Pasting is the shit!! Gets me so high
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