Do not try this at home…
Dudes, I know this sound like a lot of fun, but i know from experience that toothpasting can be a seriously bad decision. I had a buddy who used to be one of the smartest kids in school, always top of his class, got tons of academic awards and shit from the faculty. Now it’s our senior year in high school, and his hard work finally paid off last Winter when he received an acceptance letter from Princeton along with a sizable scholarship. He had been working his ass off for years, and so to relax he told me he had begun “toothpasting.” “Don’t worry”, he said. “It’s perfectly safe” he said. A few months later he passed out in the middle of class. They found shot glasses filled to the brim with toothpaste duct-taped to his nipples. After a week spent in the hospital getting the fluoride out of his system, he received a letter from Princeton revoking his acceptance and financial aid. Since he didn’t apply anywhere else, he has absolutely no future and completely fell apart. Now he spends his days behind the local drugstore, sicking dicks for a hit of toothpaste. Kids, I know it sounds fun and safe, but toothpasting can ruin your life and even kill you if you’re not careful. The safest solution: say NO to toothpaste!
God you druggies will do anything to get high! stay away from ‘pasting’ i know people who have ended up in the HOSPITAL after getting pasted. just go to the bar and get drunk like normal people instead of being sick DRUGGIES!
Don’t listen to this nonsense. There is nothing at all dangerous about Riding the Tube”
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